So today I posted on Facebook that I had cleaned (DETAILED) Bigga Bigga (our X5) “the post read, Soaking the YEARS worth of grime off (from Bigga Bigga) since stupid Danish men don’t realize that there isn’t a self cleaning button on the damn thing!” (Southern charm? Hee Hee)
And one of my good friends sent me a private message asking, “What’s the big deal, Laura? My wife washes our car too?”
Well, here’s my REPLY: “First off, I already know you (friend) own a small (short) four door car AND, your wife is over 5′ 7″ as well as the fact that she is 38 years old, dear sir.” “I, am barely 4′ 11 1/2″ (might be shrinking too), have boobs that make my arms like that of a velociraptor, AND I’m just around the corner of 52 years old.” “Oh, and did I mention that Bigga Bigga is a full size BMW X5, SO… I have to use a damn step ladder and can barely reach the top, ALL while parking the car at an angle on our STEEP driveway!”
Friend sent me all the smiling emoji’s along with the monkey one showing him shutting his eyes & mouth. Oh, and his wife added a text later, “Laura, I never detail our car, I spray it down with HIS power washer, he’s just being a southern smart ass himself.” HA HA
Had to share, since it IS funny – love us silly Southerners!
Note, even my sister laughed and said she thought I had BLACK wheel rims… LOL.
Poor Bigga Bigga – oh and poor ME (I’m lucky I can still lift my arms to type this post)!